2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards